All Hat No Cattle Hat

If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2023: ♫ As I walked out in the streets of L.A. As I walked out in L.A. one day I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed ♫ ♫ Oh, he ordered his latte with soy and vanilla Scrolled the 'Gram as he wandered along He's headed to the valley, for the girls but no herds He is a young cowboy, wearing his cowboy hat wrong ♫