{"product_id":"please-get-out-of-my-house-embroidery-kit","title":"Please Get Out of My House Embroidery Kit","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"sc-ceccfca5-0 gWOsnA\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis embroidery kit looks lovely with its off-white fabric, soft greenery curling along the edges, a sweet butterfly fluttering in from the bottom with just the right amount of charm. But don’t let the peaceful vibes fool you. Right there in the center, stitched in a calm green script, is your not-so-subtle request: “Please get out of my house.” It’s polite. It’s firm. It’s everything your non-confrontational little heart has ever wanted to scream but just can’t when your social battery runs out. The kit comes with all the essentials: a 6\" bamboo hoop, printed fabric panel, coordinating floss, needles, a threader, and instructions that even overstimulated introverts can follow. No experience necessary, just a low tolerance for people who don’t take hints. Display it proudly in your entryway, living room, or anywhere goodbyes tend to drag. For those who are all about hospitality — within a time limit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: 86.18 g (3.04 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 22.9 x 17.8 x 2.5 cm (9 x 7 x 1 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"f_spacer_base f_spacer_single_value_fb f_spacer_single_value_min_width\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-c08f9344-1 hIVZRB f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_align f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-c08f9344-0 cVrtMP\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52602138263852,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/1373\/0915\/files\/75469dafd54c0ab2151188933fa84b2d8be4668ed45d9b608e2ba1476fcfa06c.webp?v=1769658989","url":"https:\/\/silladesigns.com\/products\/please-get-out-of-my-house-embroidery-kit","provider":"Silla Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}